Tuesday, July 10, 2007

House in Haiku

My new house is swell
I shall write some featurekus
To explain the swell

Three windows are nice
Were the power to go off
Sunlight helps me see

Bedroom near bathroom
Toilet to 'puter sight-line
Movies while pooping

No ceiling pounding
No snot-rocket sounds next door
Nobody cooks feet

Leave 8:45
Fix computers, take a lunch
Home by 5:15

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:57 AM

    Your blog, like your life is so wonderfully mundane. Please keep writing.

    Your biggest fan, Sam.

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  2. You are funny
    Almost as funny as haikus of
    Movies while pooping

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  3. sounds great for you Mike.

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  4. Anonymous8:49 PM

    hope springs eternal
    we wait for posts patiently
    reward comes at last

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