Tuesday, July 10, 2007

House in Haiku

My new house is swell
I shall write some featurekus
To explain the swell

Three windows are nice
Were the power to go off
Sunlight helps me see

Bedroom near bathroom
Toilet to 'puter sight-line
Movies while pooping

No ceiling pounding
No snot-rocket sounds next door
Nobody cooks feet

Leave 8:45
Fix computers, take a lunch
Home by 5:15

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your blog, like your life is so wonderfully mundane. Please keep writing.

Your biggest fan, Sam.

Kim said...

You are funny
Almost as funny as haikus of
Movies while pooping

Zoogirl said...

sounds great for you Mike.

Anonymous said...

hope springs eternal
we wait for posts patiently
reward comes at last