4th!

Tomorrow I'm going to the annual 4th of July Pork-Off tomorrow, so my heart will probably have stopped around 4pm. The pork off includes competition to determine:
- Best main course - pork based
- Best macaroni and cheese
- Best dessert - pork themed (often bacon + something sweet)
- Best haiku

Because Flannery makes the Porku books I got to write the intro haiku. Here were my drafts

Porcine edibles
Delectable poetry
Pork-off of ought nine.

Finely crafted words
Dripping savory visions
Excite the mind’s tongue

Mac and cheese, dessert
The best main course and haiku
All bow to the pig

And the final version:

Finely crafted words
Dripping savory visions
We feast on haiku