Tastephone

Last night I dreamed, among other things, that I was working for a deli as the over-the-phone taste demonstrator. It wasn't clear how it worked, but when somebody called I would pick up the phone and eat things to they could have some idea of what they tasted like. The first lady who called really like the pepper jack and roast beef combo, but she still wanted me to taste the ham which was unfortunate because I don't like ham.

I may too much of a picky eater to get a position at the tastephone in real life.