Knives Travel In Packs

They've arrived, all 57 of my pocket knife stock. I'm now the largest seller of miniature cutlery on my block* ... that I know of. I guess I don't know that for sure.

I had originally said that I was getting 56 knives in the mail, but the guy I bought 52 from threw an extra one in for being a good customer.

Of the 57, I've sold 3 to coworkers, and kept 4 for myself. Of the 50 remaining knives, I have 12 Leatherman Micra(s?), a whole boat load of plier things, and a small number of weird, foldable, ill-conceived, nearly useless pincher things. I think I'll throw those in with the Leatherman.

Being the huge nerd that I am, I've made a spreadsheet keeping track of my total price paid, the money I've made back, and the price per knife I've kept for myself. So far each knife I've kept is costing me $24.88, which is actually pretty good for only having sold 3. A brand new Leatherman Micra is $23.95, so I'm almost there. Which of course leads me to more pressing business:

Does anyone need a pocket knife? I'm selling them for $5 each. And for you, that includes the postage. And if you leave positive comments I'll throw in the undercoating. Lets step inside my office and we can go over some numbers.



* When I initially typed that sentence it came out "I'm the largest sell of miniature cutlery on my blog." And that, my friends, is absolutely true.