Folgers in my cup would have been preferable

Today I woke up with my mouth open and my face perilously near the wall. I don't usually sleep with my mouth open, nor do I normally sleep right up next to the wall, and now I know why. Every time I exhaled my morning breath would ricochet off the wall and end up in my nose. After who knows how long I woke myself up.

Perhaps I should Listerine before bed.