Stud

I went to Napa on Monday, and while I was waiting for the nurses to get a patient out of bed, a janitor came down the hall. He was about my height, skinny, and wore navy blue work pants and a brown work shirt. He was probably 60ish and had both white hair and a white mustache. He looked very janitorial apart from his 3-wide, studded, rock-star belt.

You're only as old as you feel. Or, maybe, you are three times as old as you dress? I'm not sure how that goes.