Falling Down on the Blog

Apparently I have trouble blogging when I'm not totally situated. So I guess it'll be wise not to expect regular updates until July.

The reason I'm not completely situated, as I've mentioned before, is that I'm moving, and I'm moving because my roommate is going to New York for law school. So, in honor of him moving, I'm going to relate the list of check memo lines I've written to him over the years.

$47.17 A whole heap of things
$971.51 Big ticket items
$846.83 Roommate fees
$873.86 September hoopla
$763.33 Stuff and stuff
$792.13 Many varied things
$827.31 The poodle pictures
$830.55 Puppies
$796.75 Small arms
$1541.45 Kittens
$742.59 Novembers box o' porn
$745.77 December's "social" engagements
$758.77 "Protection"
$757.42 Juicy gossip
$746.47 Sexual healing
$714.45 Sweet, sweet nub
$731.03 Removing unsightly hair
$1444.78 Hair removal from "down under" (I guess I wasn't very creative this month)
$1535.38 Deep body massage
$1495.88 Animal parts
$746.89 December's discovery of how many licks it takes to get to the center
$1513.24 Lovely ladies
$100.00 Puppy bits
$30.00 Vanquishing my mortal enemy