Personal Ads
I've noticed that most girls who list ads on Onion Personals are over 5'8". And many are close to 6'.
It strikes me as a bad idea to express yourself in a personal ad on craigslist by copying down the lyrics to a Metallica song and posting a picture of a lily pad.
I steer away from ads which use the phrase "I work hard, and I play hard." These people might be worn out by now.
I'm disappointed when a profile I've bookmarked is deleted, even though I've never gotten around to emailing her.
If I make a solid online connection, then the best case scenario is that we'll go on a date. I hate dates.
I wonder how mail order brides work.
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8 comments:
whoa. deja vu.
Have I posted this before?
I was doing the personal ad thing for a while. I ended up with two guys who I keep in touch with as friends now.
Maybe you should take a class at a community college... the profs are easy. ;)
Heh, Julie.
Michael, I'm learning to hate the Craigslist personals. but I am afraid to post my own because of the freaks that contact me through MySpace. sigh. They don't write back on Craigslist, and I only attract gang and 80's hair band members on MySpace. What's a girl to do?
Community College Bad! No one actually ever graduates from community college. I know its an adam carolla line, but I dated 2 girls in Yakima who were both in like year 4 of community college. There's no such thing as a 2 year program.
Think your best bet is to find some hot french girl (or perhaps icelandic?) who wants a green card.
Gina - Yeah, I just look at the Craig's list ads for amusement.
Eric - That's a good idea. I wonder if Bjork is attached to anyone.
if you get a kick out of CL personals, you should read the Best Of section. i read them aloud to marisela and—dare i say—it's better than TV.
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