Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Washing Advice

Do not combine rinsing your mouth with Listerine and washing your face into the same activity. If you happen to spit at the same time you're bringing a hand full of water up to your face you're liable to rub Listerine-spit-water into your eyes.

At least I'm secure in the knowledge that my nose won't develop gingivitis.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I would also suggest not peeing and rinsing at the same time. While I woosh the Listerine in my mouth to a beat, I tend to push pee out in the same rhythm. It gets confusing.

Jootastic said...

also...don't barf and poo at the same time...there's really not enough room for it.

Anonymous said...

My children are strange, but exceptionally clean. It's a blessing.

Ginamonster said...

Joo, eew! but sometimes it can't be helped.

Mike, it never occurred to me to try that. but I will keep it in mind.