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I always run into the bathroom door at night. Always. I know that if Amos has used the bathroom, he closes the door. Even with this knowledge, I can't bring myself to either turn on the light so I can see, or feel around in the dark to see if the door is closed before walking through. So every night the same thing happens: I walk out of my dark room, into the dark hallway, thump myself into the closed door, jump back in surprise, open the door, do what I need to do, and then explicitly leave the door open on the way out. I'm only smart at the end.

I can't seem to learn to spell without the aid of spell check either. I guess some things are fundamentally unlearnable for me.