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I was sitting on the toilet yesterday, and felt a tickle on my ass. I jumped up and spun around, and the tickle jumped down into my boxer shorts, which where at about knee level. I danced around until a medium sized mosquito hawk flew up from my undergarment and landed on my towel. I cursed it, squished it, and flushed it.

We have ants that come visit my bathroom from time to time, so I have always worried that something like that will happen, but no amount of fearing the unlikely prepared me for the real deal. Bug-Ass go-time. With the combination of the running into the door and amphibious insects, I think I'm just going to avoid the bathroom from now on.