Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Fail Safe Diet Reminder

I just put an 80x42 inch mirror in my living room. And I managed to squeeze it into my xB. Go xB. (I also just managed to squeeze it into my living room with only has an 84 inch ceiling.)

It really makes my living room look bigger and brighter. Unfortunately I now have a full body reminder of my enormity as I walk around my apartment in my undies. I'm either going to have to wear more clothing at home or keep up the jogging.
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6 comments:

Jojo a. said...
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5:07 PM
Jojo a. said...
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5:07 PM
Jojo a. said...

just think you are amazing. You are extremely entertaining and I just love how you write. Everything in this is good. I read probably a good half of it and I'm hooked. Please continue. I'm a fan.
Jo

5:11 PM
Anonymous said...

The best way to use the mirror as a diet aide is to always walk around naked.

Thank you in advance,
Your Neighbor

(Okay, not really your neighbor, just someone in Philadelphia with too much time on her hands)

6:51 AM
Michael said...

You can't fool me. My neighbors don't speak English.

7:30 AM
Anonymous said...

Oops, what I meant to say was:

华文/華文.

I have no idea what that means but we may have just gotten engaged - whatever you do, don't reply and I think we'll be okay.

However, if you choose to reply, you will be required to meet my father and present him with a large goat from your herd.

Hey, I don't make the rules.

9:44 AM

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