Here Comes the Magic Bus

There's an excruciatingly lowered 60's era Volkswagen bus which has just overcome the cold weather and gravity to drive away up my hill.

It has two huge air intake vents on the side, which look rather like Wallace (as in and Grommit)'s ears, and a tailpipe which extends fully 2 feet out the back and which is held aloft by a bungee cord attached to the roof. It takes a good 5 minutes to warm up and sounds like its powered solely by flatulence.

It's just impracticle and retarded enough to be cool.