Three Men Walk Into a Bar. Clang, Clang, Clang.

A man walks into a strip mall wearing a sweater. As a very attractive girl walks past him and into a yoga studio, a sock falls out of his sweater.

Sounds like the beginning of a joke, doesn't it? No such luck, it was a portion of my Saturday.

And there's no punchline. I picked up the sock, said, "that's where this went," and continued on my way to the store I was looking for. The attractive yoga girl paid me no attention.