August 6, 2000
Circuit Court
807 Main Street, Room 104
Oregon City, OR 97045
Your Honor,
I was going way too fast,
When the officer I passed.
Flashing lights, I had to stop,
For the speed enforcing cop.
Now the money that I owe,
I send to you so I can show
Up at work and earn some more,
To spend at school (the learning store).
This starving student sure could use
Money for books, tuition, and shoes.
I know the fault’s completely mine,
And so enclosed is One-Oh-Nine.
But if in your heart perchance you see,
A snippet there of leniency,
To reduce the fine I pay,
Would make this one a happy day.
I am sorry for my speed,
Excessive, yes, I see the need,
To keep streets safe from speeds like mine,
Repentant me, pays you the fine.
Sincerely,
Michael Kadel
Summons #37281
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I once sent in a request to reduce my fine with a drawing of my car (terrible skills) turning right on the street when I rightfully should have turned.
That may have worked, along with the description I sent along with it, had I not spilled melted butter over 1/3 of the page. It kinda looked like I was a slob and deserved to be punished or something. I didn't get out of that ticket.
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