Wednesday, January 10, 2007

August 6, 2000

Circuit Court
807 Main Street, Room 104
Oregon City, OR 97045



Your Honor,

I was going way too fast,
When the officer I passed.
Flashing lights, I had to stop,
For the speed enforcing cop.

Now the money that I owe,
I send to you so I can show
Up at work and earn some more,
To spend at school (the learning store).

This starving student sure could use
Money for books, tuition, and shoes.
I know the fault’s completely mine,
And so enclosed is One-Oh-Nine.

But if in your heart perchance you see,
A snippet there of leniency,
To reduce the fine I pay,
Would make this one a happy day.

I am sorry for my speed,
Excessive, yes, I see the need,
To keep streets safe from speeds like mine,
Repentant me, pays you the fine.

Sincerely,


Michael Kadel
Summons #37281

1 comment:

Jootastic said...

I once sent in a request to reduce my fine with a drawing of my car (terrible skills) turning right on the street when I rightfully should have turned.
That may have worked, along with the description I sent along with it, had I not spilled melted butter over 1/3 of the page. It kinda looked like I was a slob and deserved to be punished or something. I didn't get out of that ticket.