Momma Don't Want No Waffle-Stompers 'Round Here

Yesterday while I was driving to Sacramento I saw an old 5th wheel trailer sitting alone beside a river. It was old and falling apart, and missing a wheel so it was leaning off toward the water. The windows were broken and it had sunk noticeably down into the mud. The stairs where down and the door hung open so I could see that someone had spray painted, for the benefit of all those who dared enter: "Please take your shoes off."