Road Bits

Last week I saw two interesting license plates. I will try to illustrate the first with ASCII art: (Pardon the periods. I had some spacing issues.)
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|There's something|
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|......G Zis......|
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| about that name |
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Hopefully you can tell which part is the plate and which part is the frame.

The second one said "Spyde32." It was a silver Jetta which was stuffed full of Spiderman stuff. Spiderman decals, two inflatable Spidermans (? Spidermen? Spell check doesn’t like either one.) on the rear windshield, and a rather large stuffed Spiderman riding up front with her. It was a little creepy.

On the way home tonight traffic was all backed up on 80W just before the bridge by a stalled ... tow truck. What is this world coming to when the solution becomes part of the problem?