Scootering Apparel

I'm looking around for a motorcycle jacket because I just got a scooter, and if I fall off, I'd prefer to retain some of my skin. However, I'm not wild about spending $200 on such a jacket, so I was perusing Amazon.com for some cheaper alternatives. I did a search for scooter, then clicked on apparel, then on men's. What I got, apart from some pictures of portly, goateed men in leather jackets, was a picture of a guy in a white terrycloth monk-robe in a bathroom sitting on what I assume is a toilet.

What a strange way to sell a product.