Terrible Music

I came home to Piranha Man (my neighbor across the fire-escape) blasting Matchbox 20. Listening to Matchbox 20 (whom I hesitate to even capitalize) at a reasonable volume is bad. Blasting them is like being eaten by a shark and requesting that it chews on you slowly, savoring each bite.

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