Chain Post

I'm getting all behind in my posting and read. It seems I've had a chain post foisted upon me:

3 Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Cook something which somebody will taste and say mmmm and mean it.
2. Have a job where I have to think sometimes.
3. Own a house.

3 Things I Cannot Do:
1. Cook things which end up tasting good.
2. Spell.
3. Set the volume on my radio or tv to odd numbers.

3 Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:
1. Dyed red hair
2. Musical ability
3. If they talk to me

3 Things I Say Most Often:
1. Fancy
2. Ow, Norbert!
3. I really don't need to eat this cookie.

3 Celebrity Crushes:
1. Laetitia Casta
2. Scarlet Johansson
3. Angelina Jolie, though I think I'd be scared of her in person.