Epilogue

After 3 hours of trying, on and off, to try to clip Norbert's nails I got 3 clipped. I quit after 3 because I was tired and my hands hurt.

My theory is that she's trying to slowly kill me by employing the old strategy of Death by 1000 cuts.

And I like the suggestion of the little rubber glue on nail pads, but I can't think of any way I might attach them without sacrificing my hands and arms. Maybe if I dipped her feet in rubber. Or maybe strapped on tiny galoshes. Those would be both safe AND funny.