Mustachioed

I had a dream last night that the nurse and I went out on our date. When she showed up she was wearing a business suit, had become Asian (she's from Mexico), had gotten her hair cut short, and had a mustache. And I don't mean a slightly hairy upper lip, I mean a full on, flecked with gray, mustache.

I remember thinking disapprovingly to my self, "I've never thought mustaches were very feminine."