I have a Sunburnt Face

On Sunday I went to the beach. And even though it was a San Francisco beach, and I packed a windbreaker and a sweatshirt, I still brought sunscreen. And even though I sprayed said sunscreen right directly into my face, I still ended up red faced today.

I thought I was being so thorough. I got some in my mouth and everything.

As a result, and face pouncing tonight will not be tolerated.

(I'm not sure that Norbert reads these, but talking to her doesn't work so I'm trying all modes of communication.)