Ever So Briefly

There was a big traffic jam in Santa Rosa today because people felt uncomfortable driving over toilet paper. There were 50 or 60 toilet paper rolls strewn across 101S, and people were slowing to the equivalent of a tiptoe over them. I'm not sure if the good people of Santa Rosa have had that much experience with toilet paper. It isn't sharp. It won't hurt your tires.

Because I'm sure everyone is wondering, we came in 4th tonight at Pub Quiz. We were "Samoans Moved Our Piano." Shane's Dentist kicked our ass. Damn Shane and his dentist.