Revised Theory

On Thursday I was doing Medicare checks and visited a paraplegic 30 something lady. She said she'd had 2 holes in her mattress over the last year, and because she couldn't find our phone number, she took it upon herself to call a waterbed company and get them fixed. I have to respect that because a) calling a waterbed company is just a really good idea, and b) I didn't have to go all the way to Cloverdale on a weekend. I gave her our phone number in case she has further problems, but I'm thinking of asking the waterbed company how they fixed our mattress.

Here's my new theory: All paraplegics like to have their apartments at 4000 degrees, and all the male ones are shirtless.